Genetically Modified Egg Improvement Design
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What came first the egg cup or the egg? In this case both. I love my dippy egg with soldiers and my GM design shown here would take nature to new heights. Though as my friend Claudia said, ‘that would be rather painful’. If you like this idea check out my two way toothpaste or my home stats doorbell.
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Great modification, but yes, this would be painful unless you genetically modify hens to have square bums. Just a thought.
Love it.
Comment by Natasha July 14, 2009 @ 3:02 pmNow you need to develop a spoon that would still enable the eater to scoop those last bits of egg-white out.
Comment by Mary July 14, 2009 @ 5:14 pmclever clogs
Comment by mrdominic (admin) July 16, 2009 @ 6:53 pmYou might be interested in this short story by Saki
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Comment by James July 15, 2009 @ 11:26 amPerhaps the title of ‘Squegg’ would be suitable.
(I shall claim a modest 5% of any profits)
Comment by stuperhuman July 15, 2009 @ 12:33 pmLike it. my people will talk to your people.
Comment by mrdominic (admin) July 15, 2009 @ 1:00 pmThe inventor of the traditional egg carton, Mr Joseph Coyle of Smithers, British Columbia would have to devise a new way of protecting your ‘squeggs’ against stresses exerted during transportation, however.
But, seen as he’s dead, I guess someone else will have to do it.
Comment by Dirty Scarab July 15, 2009 @ 2:00 pmpoor chicken
Comment by Ricardo July 15, 2009 @ 5:06 pmthe laying wouldn’t be that painful but more a mess.
Comment by toni July 15, 2009 @ 10:06 pmBecause with the loss of its shape the egg also would lose its static and therefore brake while passing the rectum or at least when it drops on the ground on the ground ^^
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Pingback by Ovo geneticamente modificado | Marketing na Cozinha July 16, 2009 @ 3:01 ami love your concept!
this may cause harm to those egg cup lovers out there though! haha
Comment by ella July 20, 2009 @ 10:19 amI’m sure egg cup designers would soon invent little leg attachments for this new design. or mini wheels for mobility.
Comment by mrdominic (admin) July 20, 2009 @ 3:12 pmvery smart
Comment by Daniel Buxton July 25, 2009 @ 3:55 pmdid you know that in the egg nature has created a super strong structure.
Try this out:
Put an egg in the centre of your palm – try and crush it with one hand…cannae ****** do it
Comment by Dan Lane July 28, 2009 @ 12:26 pmjust got egg all over my hand
Comment by mrdominic (admin) July 28, 2009 @ 12:35 pmreally?! dammit sure it worked the last time i tried. I will have to try it out again…
Comment by Dan Lane July 28, 2009 @ 12:47 pmPure genius. While you’re at it, I suggest you add salt and pepper – evenly distributed throughout the egg…
Comment by Elneff August 1, 2009 @ 12:17 pmYou should really remember to credit Carl Barks for this ide http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lost_in_the_Andes! :p
Comment by Anders August 18, 2009 @ 8:27 pmNot the same idea, but I love donald duck! (well he’s a bit irritating sometimes) nice find
Comment by mrdominic (admin) August 18, 2009 @ 8:37 pmvery useful egg, love it!
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Pingback by Two way toothpaste « Variations on normal by Dominic Wilcox February 11, 2010 @ 10:08 ambut it may very painful to pull it down from the chicken
Comment by dfromhungary March 2, 2010 @ 9:11 pm[...] out more of Dominic Wilcox’s ideas here including a genetically modified egg that doesn’t require an egg cup – not sure what the chicken would look like [...]
Pingback by why didn’t i think of that? » Timezoneone Blog July 25, 2010 @ 11:16 amDon’t modify the shape; modify the plasticity of the shell. This isn’t just a “shell game.” Since some reptile eggs have leathery shells, identifying the gene should feasible. A flexible shell material would be easier for the hen to pass and could be molded to any shape. For example, you could flatten it so that hard-boiled eggs come out looking like fried eggs or so that the eggs become stackable like CDs. Flat eggs would cook faster, too. The energy saved would make Dr. Suess’ dream possible: gren eggs and ham! And imagine how much further back one could stand while throwing Frisbee (TM)-shaped eggs at houses, thus allowing the thrower a faster eggscape.
Comment by Rich Wheeler August 17, 2010 @ 9:35 pm