
The few seconds between the pull of the string and the impact of the water balloon on my head are simply thrilling.
Variations on Normal blog
Sketched thoughts, ideas and inventions

The few seconds between the pull of the string and the impact of the water balloon on my head are simply thrilling.

Found this one I did many years ago, you can tell by the TV.

I am terrible at remembering names, this is down to mental lazyness and there is no excuse. However sometimes technology makes up for our shortcomings which is why I came up with this GPS name awareness unit.
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Many people in the world seem to be at war with each other. We see families split through disagreements, gang warfare on the streets, politicians arguing, whole civilisations and religions constantly battling. This device aims to help those who are at odds with each other make a first move toward reconciliation.
The Pre-Handshake Handshake Device is currently on display at the Uncomfortable Conversations exhibition in New York please visit and use if you need to make up with someone. To buy the device for your home, office or embassy please email me. For more info and pictures please visit my main site here.

I used to suck a finger when I was young and my Nana said it would get smaller if I kept sucking. Then one morning I compared the sucked finger with the unsucked and was horrified to see that it was actually smaller. I don’t know if it was my mind playing tricks but that moment will live with me forever.

I showed this in Icon magazine back in 2008 in my monthly The Lost Sketchbooks sketch.

The Olympics are coming to my city of London. One of the most memorable moments of the Olympics are when an athlete is either extremely rubbish or gets an injury, but still finishes the race. They may be last but they always get huge applause because it’s the taking part that counts, so maybe they should have their own place on the podium.

Ok my flight is supposed to leave Milan monday night but it seems likely it will be cancelled due to the ash in the air from the volcano. So I am without transport or accommodation soon. I went down to Milan train station to see if I can get a train to paris then a eurostar to London. The scene at the station must be similar to the last ash volcano disaster in Pompeii. A mixture of chaos and people standing very still, this time queuing up for a ticket. If anyone out there has a spare seat or knows the best way to London (or Paris/Calais) please let me know. If you have any suggestions on stopping the volcano spew it’s ash add them in the comments and at least I’ll feel like I’m making progress on my escape plan. Thanks Dominic hello@variationsonnormal.com

The Entratalibera opening was last night in Milan and was fun I took some photos of the things I showed there including my 500 shoe field, see pics here

My idea this week is an accessory to transform the whizzbang iPad into a simple practical object that may be useful around the home, in this case a bookend.
I will probably buy an iPad at some point. It is a beautiful object and is apparently wonderful to use. I don’t think I’ll read books on it as a paper book has higher resolution text, is about four times lighter and doesn’t need a battery. The iPad will definitely be a success as an entertainment device, looking at photos, reading an e-magazine, watching a movie and visiting websites, but whether it will become a ‘useful’ thing is a bit of an unknown. Hopefully the people who make the software apps will come up with something that turns the iPad from a delightful luxury item into an essential piece of equipment. Maybe one day we will look back and think ‘what exactly did we do before the iPad?’ or maybe we’ll think ‘Well, it made a stylish bookend’. Your comments are very welcome…
You can see my other Apple related work I did for Esquire magazine’s 75th anniversary edition a while back here. If you’re new to my site check out the other fifty ideas I’ve had by going to the home page and scrolling down. Follow future ideas via Twitter/Facebook/RSS/Email

My hips have never been angular enough to give comfortable piggy back rides. My rider tends to slip off due to the unceasing pull of gravity combined with my lack of hip ridge. Hopefully this will solve it.
In other news I am exhibiting, amongst other things, my field made from hundreds of shoes (see last years version here) during the Salone del Mobile in Milan 14th – 19th April. This time I am using even more Terra Plana shoes (500!). From the practice run in the studio its looking good. The opening is 6pm on the 14th come along and say hello. I will be around most days, if anyone has another exhibition in Milan let me know and I will visit you.
Entratalibera
Corso indipendenza 16
20129 milano
italy
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My idea this week is a two way toothpaste, ideal for those who get angry with their partner for squeezing the toothpaste from the front. Simply open the other end and squeeze from the back as demonstrated below. Also quite useful for getting the last of the paste out of the bottom.


I admit that I squeeze from the front but I hope that by recognising the problem I have taken the first steps towards becoming a better person. With thanks to my excellent illustrator friend Clare Mallison for the use of her hand. For those who like this idea see my previous genetically modified egg or my home stats doorbell. <<Follow more ideas on Twitter/Facebook, © Dominic Wilcox.

Ironically uploaded after a day sitting behind my desk.
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I played a lot of football when I was young, I had trials for Sunderland school boys. I failed but I’m sure having this rude ball would have helped my chances. Alas, I’ve only just come up with it now, twenty years too late, so another dream has passed me by.

In 2000 I saw a documentary about the Royal College of Art on BBC2 that focused on a course called Design Products. There was an artist on the course and the projects seemed to be very conceptual, ideas based, so I decided to apply.
When I walked into the interview room there were about six people standing around a table looking at my sketchbooks. A man said ‘show me your shoes, show me your shoes!’ This confused me at first but later I learned that he was refering to a drawing in my sketchbook (shown above). This man turned out to be Ron Arad, a famous designer and architect. Luckily I was accepted on the course based on this and my other sketched ideas.

I give talks about my work every now and again. The audiences are usually in darkness and I wonder what they are doing as I chatter away.

